You start a small fire on your desk. You’ll be the hero of the day for raising the alarm so quickly.
You act surprised and join the stampede. A nice touch is the way you hold the fire escape door open for panicking colleagues.
No option but to accept your fate and do a little dance. After all, Instagram told you that “Life is not waiting for the storm to pass, it’s learning to dance in the rain”. Hashtag lifehack!